My next door neighbor is out on his porch yelling "Lakers can suck my dick!!!!!"
and that Kobe can lick his "big, huge Puerto Rican dick!!!*" against a cacophony of car horns, sirens, intermittent fireworks, other neighbors screaming, and more car horns. He's also yelling random words just to hear his own echo about 5 seconds later (the delayed effect is kind of neat).
I don't remember the neighborhood getting this loud after the Red Sox won the World Series.
It's 12:41 am.
Please stop honking. I want to go to sleep already.
*This is really what he said, not some attempt by me to stereotype my neighbor.