I went to the Hallmark store in the suburb where I work. I inquired about Hanukkah wall decor as well as a possible Hanukkah ornament.
Me: "Do you guys have any Hanukkah ornaments? Like to hang on a tree."
A long silence followed. The store's employees looked at me like I'd just uttered a racial slur.
Still Stunned Employee: "No, Hallmark doesn't make one of those. Why would you think they do?"
Me: "It's kind of funny, right? Ironic."
Still Stunned Employee: "No."
Me: "I'm Jewish and I think it's funny."
Me: "People I work with, who aren't Jewish, thought it was a funny."
Moral of the story- Hallmark takes their holiday ornaments VERY seriously and has no sense of humor about them.